No. For the following reasons: -I'd have to amend my bar paperwork -I look dreadful in blaze orange prison issue duds -I like you too much to have you shuffle loose this mortal coil just yet. We'd have to find a new Latina sister, no one to amuse me with Dear Mr. Corb Lund calls....life would thus be flat and dull. Sorry. Just can't do without you.
I know. All my reasons are so selfish! I'm terrible! However, I'll better that drink offer--I'll get ya plastered if you come to B'burg. Significantly closer than California ;) ;)
Comments 2
Reply
-I'd have to amend my bar paperwork
-I look dreadful in blaze orange prison issue duds
-I like you too much to have you shuffle loose this mortal coil just yet. We'd have to find a new Latina sister, no one to amuse me with Dear Mr. Corb Lund calls....life would thus be flat and dull. Sorry. Just can't do without you.
I know. All my reasons are so selfish! I'm terrible! However, I'll better that drink offer--I'll get ya plastered if you come to B'burg. Significantly closer than California ;) ;)
Reply
Leave a comment