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a_new_day_now

stupid

Apr 12, 2004 16:00

So...this weekend we were all talking about funny and stupid comments, and we decided that this was the stupidest thing we had ever heard in our entire lives:
Instructor: The victim is breathing
Lifeguard: Do he have a pulse?

I mean, come on...seriously! The victim is breathing but his heart's not beating, sure! Haha

Anyways...HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEE- ( Read more... )

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your butt anonymous April 12 2004, 14:30:27 UTC

it's not that it was cute, it was that it is big and showed so much in that dress.
clayton

anonymous April 12 2004, 17:59:27 UTC

Dont want to sound mean or anything but i really felt bad about when i talked to you on the phone and you demanded to speak to geoff without paying me any attention, and i did cry afterwords because i felt as though you didnt want to talk to me... But hey im coming down to wilmington so maybe i could stop by and say hey...:) If thats alright with you. And oh yeah didnt you say "fuck people in burlington they dont know shit" but yet you come back. The phone at the Y is horrible.

Have fun you and J.

a_new_day_now April 13 2004, 10:02:14 UTC

yup...still hate people in burlington, there's only the select few that i still care about. notice i hardly ever come home...sorry to come home for a holiday and to say goodbye to my favorite pastor who is leaving my church. yeah, and the same people in burlington still don't know shit. just because i hate the place doesn't mean i'm not going to eventually have to visit sometimes. it's kinda like people that i don't like, if they talk to me, i have to talk back even though i want nothing to do with them...peace out

dave anonymous April 12 2004, 19:28:04 UTC

too much serious shit.. you kids need to lighten up. so there were these two penguins in a bathtub, and the one penguin says to the other "hey could you hand me that bar of soap?" and the other one replies "WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU, A TYPEWRITER?" marinate on that one for a while bitches ;)

Re: dave a_new_day_now April 12 2004, 19:50:11 UTC

i don't get it...haha, big surprise!

Re: dave rockthatcello April 13 2004, 10:15:21 UTC

david. that joke is stupid. dont say it again. haha! no but seriously, yeah-- lets do lighten up bc capri you DO love SOME things about burlington (first and foremost being, me, of course ;) ) and i always have a good time when you come home and i KNOW your family loves to see you, so all of the people that are like "wha wha why did you come home!?" no one can completely erase their home and where they came from without being a complete jerk and capri is not one of those...especially you capri know your family is very important to you, so duh she's gonna come home once in a while. so people quit whining and get a life.

ps- i'm so glad you one "hottest date"-- but it wasnt cause of your butt, it was cause of that HOTTAWESOME red dress!! i love you >

Re: dave a_new_day_now April 13 2004, 10:20:31 UTC

oh yes amanda is the only spot of light left in burlington!! ok...well there are a FEW more...but amanda is the brightest! YAY! Can't wait until she is here with me next year! Oh and that dress definitely did it for the contest! I think it might have been the fact that it kept trying to fall off...but ya know...whatever works!
I LOVE AMANDA (>) THE MOST!!!

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