XIX.

[a_normal_human]

[Private, unhackable]

Haruhi is...smaller than I thought. Carrying her, she was so light.

...

Oy. I know what you just thought. I'm not some shallow pervert who thinks about that, all right? I don't even care. So stop looking at me like that.[Public

Comments

[hailbeautyqueen]

God damn it, what is it with you humans?! A little bit of snow, a little bit of cold, and then you're sniffling a little and calling out from work!

[a_normal_human]

*frowns* I apologize for being human.

It's not that busy at the onsen now, is it?

*all of this said with fake, faaaaake backbone - is actually scared for his liiiiife*

[hailbeautyqueen]

No, I guess not--but that's besides the point!

Just hurry up and stop being sick. I'll be compassionate and not fire you, lower your wage, or take away your benefits.

*Fake backbone is a bit of a turn-on*

[mafiaissrsbsns]

You're Haruhi's friend-?

...Fine. I'll bring you the notes.

Where do you live?

[a_normal_human]

...

Room 807. Thanks, um...Gokudera-san?

[mafiaissrsbsns]

I don't need the -san, I'm not Japanese.

Fine. I'll be there in a few.

[a_normal_human]

Kay.

*waits*

[Private] What is it with scary guys coming up to me lately, huh [/Private]