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01. What is your name, birthdate and birth place ?
×] Ashley Nicole Newman Smith, July 28th, 1984, Nashville, TN
02. Blood type and Zodiac sign ?
×] dont know and Leo
03. What is your height, weight and shoe size ?
×] 4'11, 98 lbs, 5 1/2
04. How many people are in your family ?
×] ok, i dont even know how to do this one. 4 Brothers. 1 Sister.
05. What is one strength/weakness that you possess ?
×] i can deal with intense pressure and annoyance but when it does get to me, i tend to get really pissed and do my 'pissy cry'
06. What's your motto ?
×] haha, "it is better to be considered a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"
07. What are your favorite words ?
×] whatever. haha. lol. awesome.
08. What kind of animal would you compare yourself to ?
×] i dont know
09. What are your hobbies ?
×] internet. scrapbooking. photoshop.
10. What kind of special talents or abilties do you have ?
×] uh. i can remain silent for a VERY long time. ;)
11. Aside from work, what kind of computer you use, and what software program do you enjoy using the most ?
×] gateway. photoshop is always fun.
12. About how many email pen-pals do you have ?
×] none. im usually always on so i dont miss talking to many people often.
13. Did you ever use the ASCII based bbs and did you ever meet anyone off of them ?
×] what??
14. What is the first thing you do/website you check when you get online ?
×] email. livejournal reading. myspace. xanga.
15. Tell us, what's something we should avoid at all costs ?
×] not living life to the fullest.
16. Favorite TV show theme song ?
×] HAHA. i watch WAY too many cartoons.
17. What is your one favorite Monday/Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday/Friday TV Show ?
×] Tuesdays= Real World
18. What phrase do you say a lot ?
×]'im hungry'
19. What brand of cigarettes got you hooked on cigarettes (if any) ?
×] fuck no.
20. Is there anything you won't/can't stop doing ?
×] umm. drinking caffine and deff. internet. it rules my life.
21. If you could only eat one type of food for the rest of your life, what would you choose ?
×] only ONE? Grilled Chicken Salad.
22. What are your favorite drinks ?
×] Coke. Pepsi. Sweet Tea. Wild Cherry Pepsi. Dew. Fruit Drinks. I LOVE DRINKS!
23. What is your favorite food, and a food you would like to try but haven't yet ?
×] Fet. Alfredo with AWESOME alfredo sauce.
24. What food are you best at cooking ?
×] the above..
25. What's your favorite kind of flower ?
×] hmm...i dont have a fave..but a rose is always nice to be given.
26. Where do you buy most of your clothes ?
×] i love clothes. i only buy things that look cute on me. i dont have any certain type
27. What do you do with clothes that you regret having bought ?
×] they just hang there in my closet and never get worn. i usually go back to throw things i dont like away, but i ALWAYS think, "hmm, i might find something to wear with that"
28. Has anyone ever given you a ring ?
×] nope. lol. i always get the neclaces. phew. i have quite a few of those.
29. What brand/service is your cell phone ? Also, what song do you use as the ringer ?
×] it use to be nokia/cingular. and the tone was summer nights, from grease
30. What kind of skin care products do you use ?
×] lotion.lotion.lotion.
31. Worst childhood halloween costume ?
×] oh god. Minney Mouse. YES. minney mouse
32. How did you get your first scar ?
×] lip. had stitches. fell on a rock and had to get stiches. :(
33. What was the last color you painted your fingernails ?
×] i only paint them when it goes with my outfit, but i dont usually do it.
34. What kind of perfume/cologne do you like ?
×] happy/clinique, tommy girl, lucky you, but for a guy...gorgio armani.!
35. What kind of shampoo, conditioner and other hair care products do you use ?
×] currently=bed head/dumb blonde, but thats only because i wanted to try it. usually its whatever smells good or what i have.
36. Please comment on men's make up ?
×] uh. not always attractive. it deff. depends on the guys.
37. What is your favorite Shakespearian play ?
×] dont have a fave. im not a big shakes. person.
38. What do you think of guys who tuck polo shirts into their jeans ?
×] they are either really dorky, or tryin to be overly pretty.
39. It's a bit out of the blue, but here's the Ultimate Choice Series! Based solely on the two choices given. Basically it is picking the lesser of two evils :
- Would you choose a hot, but really poor guy/girl, or an ugly but rich one ?
×] depends. (everything depends) if this hot/poor guy was really sweet and trustworthy, i would pick him. but if not, id have to go with the rich guy. what can i say? money=me happy
- Would you rather be with someone who wanted you only for your money or only for your looks ?
×] looks. that way i could be told how good i looked :) and not having to worry about spending my every last dime on an asshole.
- Would you rather be with someone who you didn't trust, or who didn't trust you ?
×] id rather be with someone that didnt trust me. i would hate to have to constantly think about what this person is doing behind my back.
40. What kinds of things do you think it's really sexy when guys/girls do ?
sexy?
×] cook for ME. want to hold ME. do anything for ME.
41. What kind of person makes you think "He/She really pisses me off!" ?
×] people who are all stuck up and think they are better than anyone. UGH! i could....beat the shit out of ppl like that :)
42. There may be many, but what one value/trait would you like to make sure your son or daughter had ?
×] being totally themselfs and not what anyone wants you to be.
43. What kind of fashion do you think is really uncool ? (girl's or guy's)
×] baggy unmatching clothes. ??
44. If you could travel back in time and stop yourself from doing 1 thing, what would it be ?
×] ha. the thing i did way back in the day, that i still do now...ALMOST everyone knows this one... : x
45. Which Star Trek crew would you most like to have been a part of ?
×] none? star trek? geeks? what?
46. It is the year 2020 and your 15 year old child has decided that "goth" is back in style - would you be okay with that ?
×] i hope i dont have a 15 year old by then BUT good for them, let them live THEIR life.
47. How long do you spend in the bath/shower ?
×] long hot ones are always awesome.
48. Would you have liked to have an identical twin ?
×] it would be really fun. and we could have our own styles but at the same time be different. hell, i have a sister who i get mixed up with all the time.
49. You can switch bodies with a celebrity for one day - Who would you be? and how would you spend your day?
×] Paris Hilton, only for the money. i would buy everything i wanted, then i would take everything to my house so when i changed back, i could still have everything. and what guy wouldnt want me?
50. Army, Navy, Airforce, or Marines ?
×] marines :(
51. Were you ever in boyscouts/girlscouts ?
×] nope
52. What part of yourself makes you think, 'I sure am cute!' ?
×] my height. its so fucking 'cute'
53. When have you thought, 'I'm such a little devil' ?
×] when i KINDA did a little cheating. but it wasnt. but it was.
54. If you could live your life over from any point, when would that be ? Why ?
×] 9th grade. thats when i started having FUN.
55. Have you ever been in a long-distance relationship ?
×] ohhhh.....here goes. i was with this guy who i went to school with, i WONT say his name, but then i went to fall creek falls, and there was this guy that was SOOO cute. well we wrote back and forth and he told me how much he liked me and everything. it was the cutest thing. i really wanna know whats up with him. i cant exactly write him anymore. caleb would flip.
56. you think love and marriage are separate ?
×] DEFF. Love is a special thing. marriage is boring
57. What would you do if you turned into a cat for a day ?
×] be lazy. get petted. run from dogs. climbed trees. it would be and adventure
58. What would you do if you became invisible for a day ?
×] ive ALWAYS dreamed of it. i would scare the shit out of anyone and everyone.
59. What TV show do you wish they would put back on the air ?
×] i just became a big tv fan.
60. Do you dream in color ?
×] yup.
61. Shopping Pride! What's the most expensive thing you've ever bought in your whole life ? How much was it ?
×] bought on my own with my own money? it was a shopping spree at kohls and target. and it wasnt just one thing. it was THINGS. other than that..it was this computer.
62. What is the best cure for a broken heart ?
×] friends.
63. When was the last time you made someone cry ? What did you do ?
×] madison. i wouldnt pick her up :\
64. At what age did you realize you could stand up to your parents ?
×] oh god. ive always been like that.
65. If you had to go to confession - how long would you have to be in the box ?
×] nu uh. i dont speak to strangers
66. Next in the Ultimate Choice Series!
Your boyfriend/girlfriend suddenly breaks up with you.
Which of the following reasons for the breakup is worse ?
"I've fallen in love with your best friend."
"I've fallen in love with my best friend."
×] fallen in love with my your best friend. id be so pissed.
67. What is something you want to buy right now, and have the money to buy?
×] i dont have money to buy anything. im broke as of now. next week will be a diff story.
68. It'd be cool to win a lot of money. What would you do if you won $3 million (after taxes) in the lottery ?
×] House. Cars. Trips to Austrailia. Animals. Parties!
69. What magazines do you read ?
×] anything i get my hands on.
70. What books have you read recently ?
×] none recently, im working on the bone collector.
71. How many piercings do you have ?
×] 5. 3 ears. 1 belly. 1 eyebrow.
72. What would you advise people do if trying lose weight?
×] dont over do it. eat healthy. nothings worth losing your life over.
73. If you could have one non-domesticated animal become domesticated and own it as a pet, what would it be ?
×] white tiger.
74. How many times a week do you have sex ?
×] sex! 4 when its possible.
75. How do you get rid of body hair ?
×] shave.
76. Is there any hair growing on the top of your feet?
×] uck. no. and if there was that would have to go.
77. Minimally, how long should you know someone before you can say that you've fallen in love with them ?
×] everyone is diff. enough time to get to know THEM.
78. Do you think you have a split personality ?
×] i think?
79. What color is most of your underwear ?
×] blue and black.
80. What song has a special memory for you ?
×] dolphins cry by live. that was a great summer!
81. Besides money/credit cards, what do you carry in your purse/wallet ?
×] gum. pens. checkbook. eyeliner. powder. whatever i can fit.
82. What do you treasure most ?
×] pictures.
83. Do you believe in the existence of god(s) ?
×] uhh...thats something i keep to myself
84. You're walking along the beach and stumble upon a bottle. You rub the bottle and a genie appears. He grants you 1 wish. What would it be ?
×] peace on earth! lol, sounds SO corny.
85. What do you do to lift your spirits when you feel like nothing good is happening ?
×] amuse myself by writing all the bad things in livejournal.
86. What blood type can you not stand? (have bad compatibility with) Why?
×] what?? i have no idea.
87. What would you do if you met a person who was just like you ?
×] Friends for life. im such a groovy chick. who wouldnt wanna be friends??
88. What do you want to be when you grow up ?
×] photographer/.
89. When do you think of yourself as a genius ?
×] when i figure out how to do reallly diff stuff i never thought i would ever do.
90. When was the last time you got pissed off ?
×] this morning. i hate when people wake madison up and then sit her down and walk away and leave her for me to deal with.
91. What made you happy recently ?
×] when me and caleb got along.
92. Which one of your friends do you not understand at all ?
×] sara. she ims me and doesnt really talk all that much. atleast she does that.
93. Tell us about a time recently, when you looked stupid for having thought something wrong.
×] when i started cooking something and realized it had to have milk so i had to stop.
94. Make up a word and definition.
×] suppy- super sleepy. ???
95. Do you think guys and girls can be friends ?
×] yes, i love guy friends.
96. Share the three most painful experiences of your life.
×] when i felt like i lost all my friends.
97. You are one of the Greek gods - which one are you ?
×] none.
98. If the world was going to end in one week, what would you spend that week doing ?
×] spending time with everyone.
99. How often do you write poetry ?
×] never. not good at it.
100. It's the 100th question! Say one last thing!
×] FINALLY! why the fuck did i do this?