Fun with the A*teens
I've been checking some fansites out and I found an interview with us it's kinda funny, so I thought I'd share it with you all. it's from the top of pops I think.
BARMY TEEN ARMY!
What is the Queen doing right now?
D: This question is so weird!
A: She's rolling her thumbs feeling bored
M: She drove past us in a car in London and she was reading her newspaper
S. She's checking in the mirror right now to see if her hat's on straight.
If you came back as a ghost, who would you haunt?
S: Bullies, it would be good to see them really scared for once. They'd be chickens!
A: You could move things through the air to scare them real good! I think they'd probably pee themselves!
Why is the grass green?
A: Because it contains cholorophyl!! (smarty pants)
S: Well I suppose if it was blue, you'd never know where the grass stopped and the sky started
A: It's yellow in my garden. I think it needs watering!
Is there anything horrible lurking under you bed?
A: Dust!
S: I have stuff under my bed like this thing that holds all my old photo albums. It's cool cos you want to get rid of anything, you scoosh it under and forget about it!
D: I used to have a table footy under my bed, but no monsters!
Why do people clap there hands?
A: It's convient because they're on the two long things sticking out of your body!
S: It sounds the best. It doesn't sound as good if you clap your head or cheeks. Plus, that could hurt!
D: Can you imagine a crowd of 10,000 trying to clap with their feet?!
What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?
D: I tried snails once. They tasted disgusting!
A: I ate bugs when I was a kid. Ants and stuff!
S: What?!!
A: If stuff was crawling, I would just pick it up!
S: eeew! gross! I never put strange things in my mouth.
Should your funny bone really be called your grumpy bone?
D: Well, it can really hurt when you bump it, and that can make you grumpy!
A: It feels funny almost like its carbonated!
S: Like electricity running up your arm and your whole arm shakes
M: We call it an elbow kiss when we bang it. That's a much nicer name!
Why are celebrities called stars instead of planets?
S. It's like the S Club 7 song, you reach for the stars and stars are beautiful. I wouldn't mind being called Pluto, though!
M: I'd be earth. Well, it's not too bad here, is it?
Why do your socks disappear in the washing machine?
D: I think they go to the washer monster!
A: Yeah, I have this theory that the machine is alive and it stores thousands of odd socks behind it!
S: Or maybe its just a monster with an awful lot of feet!hahaha!
And finally, why do dogs sniff each other's butts?
D: Because it smells good!! haha. just kidding!
S: Maybe i'ts like all the different smells of human hair and perfumes on humans.
A. Actually, last night I saw Planet Of The Apes and the apes smell each other's hands when they meet!
M: I wouldn't want to do that either!
D. Well, I don't think that people would enjoy meeting us for the first time if we put our bums to their noses. hahaha!
BARMY TEEN ARMY!
What is the Queen doing right now?
D: This question is so weird!
A: She's rolling her thumbs feeling bored
M: She drove past us in a car in London and she was reading her newspaper
S. She's checking in the mirror right now to see if her hat's on straight.
If you came back as a ghost, who would you haunt?
S: Bullies, it would be good to see them really scared for once. They'd be chickens!
A: You could move things through the air to scare them real good! I think they'd probably pee themselves!
Why is the grass green?
A: Because it contains cholorophyl!! (smarty pants)
S: Well I suppose if it was blue, you'd never know where the grass stopped and the sky started
A: It's yellow in my garden. I think it needs watering!
Is there anything horrible lurking under you bed?
A: Dust!
S: I have stuff under my bed like this thing that holds all my old photo albums. It's cool cos you want to get rid of anything, you scoosh it under and forget about it!
D: I used to have a table footy under my bed, but no monsters!
Why do people clap there hands?
A: It's convient because they're on the two long things sticking out of your body!
S: It sounds the best. It doesn't sound as good if you clap your head or cheeks. Plus, that could hurt!
D: Can you imagine a crowd of 10,000 trying to clap with their feet?!
What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?
D: I tried snails once. They tasted disgusting!
A: I ate bugs when I was a kid. Ants and stuff!
S: What?!!
A: If stuff was crawling, I would just pick it up!
S: eeew! gross! I never put strange things in my mouth.
Should your funny bone really be called your grumpy bone?
D: Well, it can really hurt when you bump it, and that can make you grumpy!
A: It feels funny almost like its carbonated!
S: Like electricity running up your arm and your whole arm shakes
M: We call it an elbow kiss when we bang it. That's a much nicer name!
Why are celebrities called stars instead of planets?
S. It's like the S Club 7 song, you reach for the stars and stars are beautiful. I wouldn't mind being called Pluto, though!
M: I'd be earth. Well, it's not too bad here, is it?
Why do your socks disappear in the washing machine?
D: I think they go to the washer monster!
A: Yeah, I have this theory that the machine is alive and it stores thousands of odd socks behind it!
S: Or maybe its just a monster with an awful lot of feet!hahaha!
And finally, why do dogs sniff each other's butts?
D: Because it smells good!! haha. just kidding!
S: Maybe i'ts like all the different smells of human hair and perfumes on humans.
A. Actually, last night I saw Planet Of The Apes and the apes smell each other's hands when they meet!
M: I wouldn't want to do that either!
D. Well, I don't think that people would enjoy meeting us for the first time if we put our bums to their noses. hahaha!