Wackiness: 56/100 ( Read more... )

so i was about to eat my yummy chicken salad, when i was thinking what a great thing it was that there was already a fork inside. so i go to the silverware drawer, regardless, because i am stupid, and as i open it, a horse-fly escapes. coincidence? i think horse-flies believe in God.

today was busy so far, so i am happy. i like doing little busy-chores ( Read more... )

btw, this is laura typing this. o__o;; kit's not so psycho. right now. wait. crap. yes.

How to make a a_pen
Ingredients:

5 parts competetiveness

5 parts ambition

1 part empathy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

so fill it out, guys.

I ____ Caroline.

Caroline is ____.
If I were alone in a room with Caroline, I would _______.
I think Caroline should _____.
Caroline needs ______.
I want to __________ Caroline.
Someday Caroline will ________.
Caroline reminds me of _______.
Without Caroline I would _______.
Some of my favorite memories with Caroline are: ___________.
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yesterday i got asked out to lunch today by a very hot, married man, and our plans were that he'd pick me up after church, and we almost stood each other up by default, because i couldn't seem to find him ( Read more... )

we had dinner last Thursday night. it was a goodbye dinner for my brother, sister-in-law, and their adorable daughter, abigale. enter aunt of colleen, june. She took a napkin from the nice dinner table in rainbow lodge, a VERY nice eatery. then she rolled and twisted it into a doll, and drew a face on it with a pen, handing it to the baby. ( Read more... )

my box is loneyly. i will write to appease the gods of You Must Write To Stay Cool and Emu. the height of cool is emu. anything strikes your fancy, it's totally emu. even birdy, dude. yay. i feel rather peacockish....<0>;;

today:

7:00; woke up, hit alarm clock.

7:09; woke up, hit alarm clock.

7:18; woke up, hit alarm clock.

7:27; woke up, hit alarm clock.

7:36; woke up, hit alarm clock, ran to closet, picked out shirt, grabbed jeans off floor, put earrings in, sprayed self with Victoria's Secret Pear Glace, slipped on black flip-flops.

7:48; ran downstairs to ( Read more... )