one thing i learned in New Mexico...

[a_power]

First, give her a hug, let her know youre there, then, rub her back a little while whispering sweet nothings in her ear, put your hand on her side, and slowly move youre hand down to the udder

Comments

[shmolnar89]

Alex,

I would like to apologize for evreytime I've been even slightly mean to you. Cold hearted people ruin the world, for example George W. Bush.

[danimallusc89]

you slut! you stole MY cow story!!!! your not even familiar with the context!

[i_love_veggies]

actually, due to my sly techniques...i am no longer grounded. but im still leaving in a few days...unfortunately

[anonymous]

ALEXX! how dare you! How could you not be excited for CAMP! it's MDSC we're talking about here! AHHH it was amazing...I miss it :'(
~xo~
steph
PS-WHATTA WHAMMY!