Hotel Heaven

[a_righteous_man]

I've died and gone to hotel Heaven.

Sammy, when you're done messing around with Dawn, you gotta come check out our room.

Didn't know you could sleep in a room like this. Finally, decor the isn't painful to look at.

And you know what is even more awesome?

This place is so high class it's got plenty of hot water.

Hot. Water.

No more short, tepid showers

Comments

[iron_and_salt]

Oh god. It's been for-fucking-ever since I've had a good, long, hot shower. I'm going to have to reconcile pretty girl and hot shower now, aren't I?

Look, Dean, as I take a page out of your book, and pick girl over shower.

Oh no. That's kind of gross, isn't it?

There's another page out of your book.

[a_righteous_man]

I'll unpack your ruler and leave it next to your bed. I know how insecure you get when you can't find it in the morning.

And I'll have room service send up extra tissues...just in case.

[iron_and_salt]

Never gets old, does it. Well, great, I'm glad you've got that covered. In the mean time, I'm going to eat all the pizza and watch you choke on extra veggies.

[a_righteous_man]

Bitch stay the hell away from my meat lover's pizza!

[iron_and_salt]

You have one new message.

"Hey Dean, um. It's me. We're in a castle. I have no idea. Dawn and I are okay, though. Call me if you get this. I guess."

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