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[a_safer_car]

"You shouldn't look for jewels in a box of Cracker-Jack. Instead, you should look for jewels in a jewelry store, although it's alright to eat a box of Cracker-Jack in the jewelry store. Do you understand the difference here?" "Thank you, 'Doctor' Phil! I mean, doesn't that sound just like J.C. It's just like in The Gospel of Philip: "Glass

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[sqrootofheart]

Epiphany: Doctor Phil is the mutated love child of Dr. Brandon and Vegas Phil.

[xnoelle_screamx]

Sounds like Godspell to me