Dear God....

[a_scattered_me]

Who were you expecting, Sarah? George Bush? It should have been obvious from the start that it would come to this... After winning the Academy Award and Nobel Peace Prize, I found out I love money...

I seriously want to buy this for its sheer epic badness.

*dies a little inside*

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[tsarist_secret]

Robama.

Oh America, you never cease to amuse me.

[a_scattered_me]

Robama, Bionic-Palin and Cyber-Cain all band together to save the world from the evil SOVIET Al Gore!

[tsarist_secret]

Poor Al. All he ever did was care about the environment.

[a_scattered_me]

Until he discovered that he liked money. And that he wanted leatherclad!bionic!Palin to join him on conquering the world.