Twas a raining, thunderous day....

[a_scattered_me]

stolen from ~~ velaquiel

I would like all my LJ friends to comment about how you got to know me. But I want you to LIE. That's right. Just make it up. After you comment, copy this to your journal so I can do the same.

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[countesszero]

I unscrewed the petrol cap to my car and lo, there you were.

[ex_velaquie]

I'll never forget that day. We were plumbers going out on a routine housecall. Of course, toilet problems. I was on my knees in front of the bowl when the house owners large dog pounced on my back. Headfirst, I went into the toilet and was struck, drowning in the water and unable to free myself. Only you heard my bubbly wails. You saved my life. From that moment on we were the best of friends.

[roninangel]

it was that time that you hit my car - or really i think i hit your car - but thankfully we both had full coverage, so it didn't REALLY matter who's fault it was - anyway, turns out we had the EXACT SAME CAR! it was awesome sauce - so of course we had to be friends from that day on

[tsarist_secret]

You were a whore, and I was a lesbian slut.

After perusing the brothels in Amsterdam, I decided you were my choice. So hot and beautiful with your flowing locks of long black hair. After our amazing night of discovering we both loved Optimus Prime better than real sex, we quickly developed a daughter/mother relationship.

You knew I would do anything for you, and it was the same for yourself. The love and passion we have for each other is deep, but because you were my Bahama Momma, and I was the fairytale Ice Queen, we were forced to live apart and only communicate our deep passion through the internet.

However, we vowed to the moon and stars that we would be reunited, and set each other free from the bonds that hold us to this world.

(And get really, really drunk.)