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Goddamnit deviantart, you've become really fucking anal these past couple of years. -
So my mum calls me all the way from Cyprus to tell me this joke...
A teacher is conducing a maths lesson in front of her young students ( Read more... ) -
All these essays are REALLY starting to bug me. Brain is slowly oozing out of my ears
Yanked from velaquiel
Pick a fandom, any fandom I'm in. I will tell you:
• One True Pairing Ship:
• Canon Ship:
• "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
• "You are one sick puppy" Ship: (also known as so so wrong but I'll ship them anyway)
• "I dabble a little" Ship:
• "It's like a car crash" Ship:
• "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet ( Read more... ) -
goddamnit, essay deadlines
This song came out when I was 15 and it annoyed the living shit out of me then. Because my brain's essentially turned into mush with this fucking politics essay I've been avoiding for practically two weeks now, I abruptly remembered said song, hunted it down on youtube so I could listen to it again,curious what I'd think of it now that I'm nearly ( Read more... ) -
Cat woes
I hate my grandparents' fat fucking lazy cats even more now. Apart from the fact I've tripped over them ten million times while holding a scalding hot mug of tea/coffee, because they decide to sleep in the middle of the fucking hallway in the dark, I also end up stepping on the shit they kill in the middle of the night and conveniently leave laying ( Read more... ) -
(Smut) Drabble Meme time
That Isis eye recognition program they have at Heathrow at the passport control is dumb and it only works when it wants to. It's got three points where you look into it so it can scan your eyes - one set high for the taller people, one for short people and one presumably for midgets.
Damn thing got stuck in the middle where it was staring straight ( Read more... ) -
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I like it how I blow my nose and the tissue comes out all nasty and black from being in the underground. -
Beyond the point of no return for this fangirl
Hanakikutsuya: and if I have anymore caffeine I'll turn into a chihuahua
a_scattered_me: thinking of caffeine
a_scattered_me: those huge energon drinks of yours (monster I think?) are a load of bullshit
a_scattered_me: didn't do shit
a_scattered_me: FUCK
a_scattered_me: energy energy
a_scattered_me: not energon
a_scattered_me: hahaha
Hanakikutsuya: ( Read more... )
