[look, seal, don't cuss at a fucking whale, kay? You don't know Chao's momma. Thankfully, whoever she/it was, it made Chao one hella lazy whale, and he'll just chill around like a bawss instead of pursuing, leaving Kanda to WTF deeply and meaningfully.]
Oi. Seal. Got a collar? Damned beasts take the whole 'marine friends' thing too seriously.
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Mind where you're going!
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They eat you? No. So shut it.
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[looks up and down.]
Too skinny.
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[sup, fellow herdsman.]
... and I expected your scales to be more blister resistant.
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[GIDDY UP, SEA HORSIE.]
Forgot to oil today.
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[points behiiiiiiind.]
Saw some sharks in the back.
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Oi. Seal. Got a collar? Damned beasts take the whole 'marine friends' thing too seriously.
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You sure you can handle that?
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That the new fashion? Put some shells on, woman.
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Shells? I have a bathing suit top on and you want me to downgrade to shells? How is that better?
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Just ---- sew some in. Weave some algae, or. Tchh.
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Do you do this often?
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