Look who's back, spreading holiday cheer. Wait, no there isn't much to be cheerful for this holiday. Baby Jesus was born. Baby Jesus grew up. Baby Jesus was killed. From his death, the slaughter of millions would result. Merry Christmas Baby Jesus!!!!! I think the only person with a higher body count than you is Stalin. I bet you two are sitting ( Read more... )

Alright, here's a proposal for all my oklahomies or whoever can read this. My current roommate, Kevin, is wanting to move out to live with his girlfriend to help take the brunt of rent off of her. Anyone that is interested in experience the joy of Florida is welcome to apply and take over his room. It's 350/month plus bills, which have averaged ( Read more... )

The word of the day is dreadnought ( Read more... )

I'm so god damned sporadic at this game...you know, the updating one. I got moved into my new place about a week and a half ago, just got the intraweb (read: crack) back today, so that's a good thing. Unlike poor Martha's new lesbian lover. hah. Same regimen of work/school/drinking has continued, nothing really new to note. My balcony offers a ( Read more... )

I suppose it's time for a real update, seeing as how it's been like 2 months or so. We'll go down the list then ( Read more... )

So....in Dunedin, at the Rally on 580. and I'm assuming all Rally's around here, they have Wi-Fi. Mother fucking FREE wireless internet. So, I decided I'm going to forego denny's/wherever else kids get coffee and just study at the rally. They've got food/beer/WiFi/Subs/and cigs. What more do I need....? maybe I'll just get a job here and sublet a ( Read more... )

I'm still alive, if that counts for much of an update. Hurricanes are for chumps. 2 "HUGE" storms have blown through Tampa since I've lived here....and I'm still not impressed. Spent labor day weekend in Athens, GA getting twisted on someone elses dollar, much love to them. Got to experience college football (the aftermath, drunken of course) in a ( Read more... )

i quit. the end.

kthnx

man. fuck florida. fuck tampa. this is t3h suck. I've got a day off....and. nothing to fucking do. no one to go see a movie with, no one to go get thai food with. not a god damn thing. Everyone is either a) broke b) lives on the other side of the fucking planet c) has no car or d) a combo of all three. and anyone that knows me, knows I don't really ( Read more... )

Hello out there in TV Land ( Read more... )