Hah.

I'm fly like a motherfucker.
And I
also
hate
this
shit.

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He makes love
She makes time pass a little less painfully
One and the same

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I'm going to cut her.
Caller ID is shit.
Red sweaters that smell like that blow me away.
Plane rides bring people together.
Sleeping in panty hose is not sexy.
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Who wouldn't trust a person if they said it was true?
You believe when I'm thinking that you lie,
Because I do all the time and so does everyone else.

That is fucking sexy.

He was fucking sexy.

She will be fucking sexy.

I love the world, my oozing belly button, Janis Joplin, aunts, necklaces, and Collins.

Threadless is love.
Shipping charges are death.
Two-day delivery is sex.

Christmas Presents!
You'll get them Monday because I suck at waiting.

Glenderrrz 
Lisa
Erin
Whitney
Alyssa
Diana

And because I'm a greedy little bitch.

If I forgot you...
Boys don't get presents.

Love at


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i love you.


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