a_spoonerism

Extra-ordinary

a_spoonerism Sep 24, 2009 08:20

When making my daily schedules for class days, I always seem to allocate myself an hour to 'wake up.' I never need this time. I woke up at 8, went into the bathroom, stood around awkwardly with two other girls trying to figure out how to negotiate ourselves into the showers with minimum skin showing, and I'm now back in my room at 8:20, 40 minutes ( Read more... )

I've had a bit much caffeine today

a_spoonerism Sep 01, 2009 12:14

It's my last week of work, so of course, it's going slower than wind erosion. (I need a new metaphor for 'slow' that isn't a nerdy video game reference, (so sit down Sho Minamimoto fans.) Wow, I just wrote a parenthetical statement inside a parenthetical statement. Is that even allowed? Heh. Nested statements. Heh.) I just presented my project for ( Read more... )

Why I stick my neck out for you is quite beyond my capacity

a_spoonerism Jul 31, 2009 10:08

And now for a brief interlude by Faye Whitaker of Questionable Content fame:

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Memories

a_spoonerism Jul 29, 2009 22:08

Fellow Anchorites, I was perusing my hard drive today when I came across these screenshots. You may well remember them.

( How about a constitutional anarchy? )

Hello, Mr. Hamilton

a_spoonerism Jul 24, 2009 10:39

So, I know I've already sold at least one of these computers, but I feel that I owe my very uninterested readership an evaluation of the Asus Eee PC that I bought last winter. You know how some people LJ-cut their entries about their sex lives so that they don't expose prudish or uninterested readers to the subject? I'm doing the same thing here, ( Read more... )

Darjeeling

a_spoonerism Jul 22, 2009 10:49

What's up, guys? I really should update this thing more often, but I seem to only do so as a last resort when I've exhausted all other means of entertainment the internet has to offer. Plus, it's beginning to freak me out that there are still entries on the front page of this journal from when I was in high school, memories I have no desire to ( Read more... )

Writer's Block: 5//7//5

a_spoonerism Jul 15, 2009 13:26

writer's block

I am THE field mouse.

a_spoonerism Apr 01, 2009 10:23

Three posts in this blog within a week of each other? You must think the Jessica you once knew has been kidnapped by centaurs and replaced with some lonely middle schooler crossing her legs and anxiously twirling her hair with a laptop cradled in her lap, nursing some sweet coffee and an inferiority complex ( Read more... )

Reclining on an ocean swell

a_spoonerism Mar 30, 2009 15:31

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Alexander the Great was of below-average height.

a_spoonerism Mar 27, 2009 14:07

So I know I'm not doing much to dispel the illusion that I only make LiveJournal posts when I get some kind of exciting new technology, but on Wednesday my dad took me to the AT&T store in San Ramon and got me a new cell phone! As I told Aaron, it has bells, and whistles nigh constantly.

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