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Me and Hanna Started writing a new porn movie today!!.......
Han- do nuns wear anything under their robes???? hehe i'm gonna have to find a good looking nun and find out.
wear a robe!!!!!!!
Me- don't have a Robe, and I'm at work still!! hehehe, and I doubt it cause how would the Arch themselves up on the "Holy Father's" Piece if they had Knick's on?!
Han - haha imagine aload of naked nuns saying there hallaueas lmao now that i wanna see! im gonna buy you a robe!
Me - Hahahaha PORNO NUN's!! PMSL hahaha, that wouls so be awesome!! Sister:Mary-TakesItAll. :| WOO
Han - haha nakednun parade im so gonna organise it now!
Me - My oh My, how many Nun's shall there be? as many "RE:"s as we have?????
Han - nah way way more im thinking maybe a million nuns and maybe some pervy priests running after them lol
Me - Oh what an amusing turn of events that would be!! It'd be like a perverted Buggs Bunny cartoon.
titled: Buggs Boner and the porno nuns!!
Han - haha fully wud be wud have to have benny hill music
Me - hahahaha, how comedy would that be, and then an over the top slow motion naked nun running scene to the theme of Ave Maria - Beethoven!!
Han - two naked nuns running slowly across a field with right calm music *ave maria* then the evil priests come and benny hill music comes on chasing them with his rosary beads lmao im gonna make this into a cartoon
Me - THEN... Jesus comes down and uses one of his "Miriacles" to call forth a rotating disco bed with auto lubricant guns and such.!
Han - lmao.then the nuns leap on the priests and jesus dresses in a nun robe and run's around with his lube gun shooting away at the naked nuns
Me - BUT, he accidentally hits one of the randy preists, slips falls, and in once again slow motion *Ave Maria* he falls upon the newly lubricated posterior of pope John-Paul III... and ..... And...... BANG ultimate Holy Penatration!! :|
Han - the holy penetration brings forth the immaculate contracepton! the nuns scream as the pope plows his 'roseary bead' in them as jesus again running aroung * benny hill* style trips over the pope and the pope dies....WHO WILL BE THE NEXT POPE?.jesus is not the messiah he's a very naughty boy!
Me - News of the popes untimly death reaches the villiages almost instantly.... subliminal messages take over the whole Have Sex world!!
People are getting Aroused by the simplest of things Have Sex and the virgin mary became a Vegas S|ut!!! Jesus didn't know what to do... so he went Have Sex to a strip joint to think.......
Han - at the strip joint jesus came across a man who liked to call himself judas,judas bought jesus a beer and gave him some money to put into the nuns thongs as they gave him a lap dance.but as the nun began to give a lap dance judas.....dun dun dun
Me - Judas Came all over Christ!!!
PISSES SELF LAUGHING....
This Strangly made Jesus Horneh so he anal pounded Judas Twice... once slow *Ave Maria*
Once Uber Fast *Benny Hill*
Han - with the nun's running around screaming cum for me cum! the new law on sex changes so that jesus must have sex with every living thing to let them go to heaven so he starts off on his quest for sex
Me - His Journey takes him to Zimbabwe, where all he can see is little naked boys and girls with Stomachs that pertrude all the way to boston!! He thinks "F'k this sh!!T" and leaves... he then makes it to Japan!!! THANK GOD!! and there are only Asian Birds to be seen... this pleases Jut-E... I mean Jesus...
.......
This shall be continued VERY SOON!!!
Love Love .x.x.x
Han- do nuns wear anything under their robes???? hehe i'm gonna have to find a good looking nun and find out.
wear a robe!!!!!!!
Me- don't have a Robe, and I'm at work still!! hehehe, and I doubt it cause how would the Arch themselves up on the "Holy Father's" Piece if they had Knick's on?!
Han - haha imagine aload of naked nuns saying there hallaueas lmao now that i wanna see! im gonna buy you a robe!
Me - Hahahaha PORNO NUN's!! PMSL hahaha, that wouls so be awesome!! Sister:Mary-TakesItAll. :| WOO
Han - haha nakednun parade im so gonna organise it now!
Me - My oh My, how many Nun's shall there be? as many "RE:"s as we have?????
Han - nah way way more im thinking maybe a million nuns and maybe some pervy priests running after them lol
Me - Oh what an amusing turn of events that would be!! It'd be like a perverted Buggs Bunny cartoon.
titled: Buggs Boner and the porno nuns!!
Han - haha fully wud be wud have to have benny hill music
Me - hahahaha, how comedy would that be, and then an over the top slow motion naked nun running scene to the theme of Ave Maria - Beethoven!!
Han - two naked nuns running slowly across a field with right calm music *ave maria* then the evil priests come and benny hill music comes on chasing them with his rosary beads lmao im gonna make this into a cartoon
Me - THEN... Jesus comes down and uses one of his "Miriacles" to call forth a rotating disco bed with auto lubricant guns and such.!
Han - lmao.then the nuns leap on the priests and jesus dresses in a nun robe and run's around with his lube gun shooting away at the naked nuns
Me - BUT, he accidentally hits one of the randy preists, slips falls, and in once again slow motion *Ave Maria* he falls upon the newly lubricated posterior of pope John-Paul III... and ..... And...... BANG ultimate Holy Penatration!! :|
Han - the holy penetration brings forth the immaculate contracepton! the nuns scream as the pope plows his 'roseary bead' in them as jesus again running aroung * benny hill* style trips over the pope and the pope dies....WHO WILL BE THE NEXT POPE?.jesus is not the messiah he's a very naughty boy!
Me - News of the popes untimly death reaches the villiages almost instantly.... subliminal messages take over the whole Have Sex world!!
People are getting Aroused by the simplest of things Have Sex and the virgin mary became a Vegas S|ut!!! Jesus didn't know what to do... so he went Have Sex to a strip joint to think.......
Han - at the strip joint jesus came across a man who liked to call himself judas,judas bought jesus a beer and gave him some money to put into the nuns thongs as they gave him a lap dance.but as the nun began to give a lap dance judas.....dun dun dun
Me - Judas Came all over Christ!!!
PISSES SELF LAUGHING....
This Strangly made Jesus Horneh so he anal pounded Judas Twice... once slow *Ave Maria*
Once Uber Fast *Benny Hill*
Han - with the nun's running around screaming cum for me cum! the new law on sex changes so that jesus must have sex with every living thing to let them go to heaven so he starts off on his quest for sex
Me - His Journey takes him to Zimbabwe, where all he can see is little naked boys and girls with Stomachs that pertrude all the way to boston!! He thinks "F'k this sh!!T" and leaves... he then makes it to Japan!!! THANK GOD!! and there are only Asian Birds to be seen... this pleases Jut-E... I mean Jesus...
.......
This shall be continued VERY SOON!!!
Love Love .x.x.x