Where the hell do people get off taking such presumptuous liberties? In some cultures, that would get them killed--and serve them right, too. My gal Terry Downe (see icon) would cut their balls off.
Fedoras are The Thing. Phillip Marlowe wore one, and I bet he didn't let no nance sales guy touch HIS arm.
Hell if I know. Some years back I used to work with at a deli with this one lady who would poke me in the side whenever she wanted to get to something at the sandwich station. Eventually I got fed up and told her: "If you need something, just ask and I'll move! Please stop poking me!" and she got offended and said, "I was just giving you a little nudge."
You know, just a little nudge in the kidneys. Ugh.
Seriously, I've never understood this. I know it's supposed to indicate closeness but if I don't know you, having you touch me will just freak me out.
I bought a new suit yesterday. Luckily, the salesman was extremely professional to only go within my personal space when it was physically necessary to mark up the suit for alterations. It was appreciated.
What? You afraid you're going to turn into a faggot because he touched you? I'd be careful; did you know if you play faggy internet RPs you turn into a homo?
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Fedoras are freaking rad.
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Fedoras are The Thing. Phillip Marlowe wore one, and I bet he didn't let no nance sales guy touch HIS arm.
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You know, just a little nudge in the kidneys. Ugh.
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I bought a new suit yesterday. Luckily, the salesman was extremely professional to only go within my personal space when it was physically necessary to mark up the suit for alterations. It was appreciated.
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IT'S TRUE!
The more you know etc etc
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