"So, I was looking at your butt, & I noticed that you have really cool pants."
"What are you talking about?"
"There's stars on her back pockets!"
"Oh."
"Yeah, you're pants are really tight. Not tight like tight. Tight like tiiiight. Like cool."
"She has stars on her pockets? * looks over at my butt *"
"Don't look at her butt, you sicko!"- Dillon [
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