Location: Sitting In Front of his TARDIS-Has turned his TARDIS into an ice cream van and set out several tables and folding chairs
For: Anyone

*is eating an ice cream*

Location: In the Park
For: Anyone

*is convincing the local children to kick each other by telling them of an ancient Time Lord Game called Kick the Valeyard in which the only rule is the last one still standing is the President of Gallifrey* *rubs his palms together watching the chaos and chuckling evilly*

Location: Ophara
For: Anyone!

This is rather odd. I'm on Ophara. I think perhaps the Time Lords are fucking with me again. They think I'm like the Doctor and can't bloody pilot my own TARDIS but I set the coordinates for 1975 Cancun and don't see ANY bronzed young men serving me cocktails. Heads will ROLL. *sits near fountain, plotting*