MetalSteve000: i'll be right back ( Read more... )

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I FUCKING HAX0RED YOUR MOMS ASS LAST NIGHT.

i was thinking about hastily spoken will's and last testaments earlier today, and realized i have promised people things when i die but i never remember and never write them down ( Read more... )

dear livejournal ( Read more... )

dear anonymous who left their step ladder outside my window: if you return, i will be waiting with a baseball bat- I do know how to use it.

dear wishers of ill will upon me: wishes not well recieved.

thank you.

colette. (amy.)

Sent : Thursday, April 1, 2004 11:09 AM
To : liberez_vous@....com ("Amy Shepard")
Subject : RE:

your cheap mexican pen ( Read more... )

p.s. this is john's (bachelor #1, who never ended up with a date, and i guess didnt need one, ahaha) party story.

( best story ever. )

new years
fuckin'
resolution(s):

1 - not be so lonesome2 - not throw up, ever, nor force people to listen to me crying into a toilet ( Read more... )