Stop, emo time.

[a_young_legend]

I hate this place.

I hate these people.

And I hate piloting this stupid... freaky... giant... robot thing.

The halls reek, the food tastes like garbage, and all these creepy old men in uniforms keep whispering things about me. What are they even talking about? I probably don't want to know anyway.

Maybe I should just go home. There's probably nobody

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[neppu_shippu]

Excuse me, I'm looking for a human with green hair. Have you seen anyone like that?

[a_young_legend]

...!!

T... tuh... talking... cat... tuh...!!

T-t-t-talking cat! God, I've really lost it now... robots, aliens, and now this?! Where am I, Area 52?!

[neppu_shippu]

Well, that's not a very nice attitude. Cats have feelings too, meow.

[a_young_legend]

Maybe if I just pinch mysel... ow!

W-why is it still talking?!

Out! Shoo! I-I don't know who you're looking for, but they're not here! Just go away!

[purecontact]

Tell me about it. Watch out for that big gray-haired guy, he's terrifying.

[a_young_legend]

Gray-haired guy? I've seen a lot of old coots around here already...

Are you... someone I should know? You don't look familiar.

[purecontact]

This guy's not too old.

I'm not sure. I don't think we've met but for some reason I feel a strange sense of connection.

((Whooo emo-bonding))

[a_young_legend]

...Shinji. My name's Shinji. And you?

((Gotta have your daily dose. XD))

[princessmoemoe]

...Excuse me, what exactly is hate? And what is this garbage the food is like? I am learning to be a cook, so this is something I must learn.

[a_young_legend]

A... a girl? That hair... is she made of clouds, or something?

What kind of dumb question is that? Listen, Asuka's about all I can handle when it comes to bratty girls, so you can just lay off.

[princessmoemoe]

Lay...off? I am sorry, I do not understand. What exactly is a dumb question? Ah, and I also am not sure what exactly is meant by bratty. I have also not met Asuka.

[a_young_legend]

Trust me, you don't want to meet her.

So... you really don't know what any of those words mean? At all? You're kinda weird.

Do you know your name, at least? Why do I keep attracting all these basketcases?

[quovadismon]

((Hello, we had the same director or something for our anime~! 8D I'm pretty sure.))

Oh, you're another new pilot, huh?

He seems kind of...low.

[a_young_legend]

Agh! Don't come up behind me like that! I swear, that heart attack's right around the corner...

Um... are you lost, kid? You look a little... young to be hanging out here.

[quovadismon]

Eh heh... S-sorry I scared you.

Heh, actually everyone says that, but I'm really here as one of the pilots! Me and Guilmon fight alongside everybody, we're totally a part of the team!

Oh, if you see Guilmon, don't worry; he's a dinosaur, but he pretty much just eats human food.

[a_young_legend]

Really? A pilot?

It's fine. I'm just a little edgy, is all.

You're saying you have a... a dinosaur for a partner? Oh god, he's just like that crazy green-haired guy.

[harisen_wielder]

*comes from around a corner and sees Shinji ahead of her*

Oh, another new kid. He looks a little young, but then again so do most of the other fighters. Might as well go say hi.

*goes up to him and taps him on the shoulder.*

Hi there! I'm Chidori Kaname, what's your name?

[a_young_legend]

-Shinji stumbles a second time, and growls.-

Alright, that's it! You people better stop fucking around with me right now!

-He whirls around to sock Chidori in the face, but pauses right before impact, blinking.-

U... uh... um...

-Shinji stammers incoherently. He stares wide-eyed and blushes, while trying to keep his eyes averted from her cleavage... and failing at said task.-

Shitshitshitshitshit!

[harisen_wielder]

*Kaname reacts to the almost punch by falling backwards and landing on her butt (for the 2nd time today). She immediately gets back up and starts yelling at Shinji.*

Mou! WHAT is with these people and being rude! Hey! What the hell do you think you were do...ing...

*she trails as she realizes exactly where Shinji's gaze was.*

...Y....You....PERVERT!!!

*Kaname moves as if to brutally harm Shinji, but barely manages to hold back*

Hey! My eyes are up here!

*points to her face*

Don't you know better than to attack people who are trying to be nice to you! Not to mention keeping your roaming eyes to yourself! You better apologize, right now!

[a_young_legend]

-Shinji somehow manages to form words again, glaring right back at her.-

That... that wasn't my fault! You're the one that snuck up on me! Besides, a blind man couldn't miss those things when they're at point blank range!