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Draft.
Scene A: Sherman, Michigan
The audience waits outside the theatre. A man brings a small box on which to stand. He is a man of SHERMAN. Sherman is an unincorporated community that until today (4 April, 1881) has been the county seat of Wexford. It was the first settlement (twenty years ago, at the start of ( Read more... ) -
He wears a sprig of Lilac.
When our kind first settled here on this land,
The nation was irreparably torn,
a vicious war: bloody, immense and grand
rent us apart--and yet we were reborn.
This county squabble is petty, ain't it?
The next generation has it easy:
each freedom paid for; they just maintain it.
Have some reverence for William Tecumseh.
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Part II: Rebecca Black/Irony
What condemns “Friday”-more than Rebecca’s bizarre diphthongs, pinched tone or the barely literate lyric (which, as explained in my previous essay, “Friday” is at least literate)-is how unironic the video is.
That is not to say the video is literal; Rebecca enters a fantasy realm before the first verse ends. Even before arriving at the bus stop ( Read more... ) -
Lulu already sang it, but you can't dance to it, I guess
Rebecca Black's “Friday” is a song about the various anxieties of aging. It begins with a run-down of a typical, bourgeois girl in her early teens. Actually, this could be a boy in his early teens; there aren't that many differences between the sexes and their concerns at that age: go to school, don't look skanky (like one of the poor kids), I don ( Read more... ) -
Band Name Friday 52
The First-World Problems -
Band Name Friday 51
Xenu: Worrier Prances -
Band Name Friday 50
Atrocity Pamphlets -
A Turner Diaries diary: Epilog
(Yeah, it’s spelled like that.) Mock alternate history up to 1999. Some broad tactical information. We cannot follow Ayn Rand because she was Jewish. We cannot follow Karl Marx because he was Jewish. (Both cases, only by ethnicity. Check the dark features and giant schnoz on Hitler before you call him the Great One. None of the three are ever ( Read more... ) -
A Turner Diaries diary: XXVIII
9 November: The last entry before Earl’s flight to the Pentagon (The last entry, period). He’s also being given his last rites to join the Order. Billy’s trying so goddamn hard to make the prose lush. It’s dull, dull, dull. -
A Turner Diaries diary: XXVII
28 October, 8 November: Cleaning up after a nuclear bomb isn’t pretty or easy, it turns out.
The apathy of the white race-who, it must be said are normally fastidious and productive-are to blame for how entrenched insidious Jewishness* is in the world. The insidiousness of Jews in the world is responsible for the apathy of the white race (and it ( Read more... )