Wow, it's been a long time

[aadroma]

I haven't updated this thing in eons. I really shouldn't neglect it as much as I have, and I always feel that, when I have a substantial amount to write, this is the place to do it. Yet do I? No

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[muckefuck]

I was going to come out, but I texted you beforehand to ask what your dinner plans were for Saturday night and never got a reply, so I was all like, "Well, whatever." Another week went by before I discovered that my phone was malfunctioning and hadn't delivered any texts anyone had sent for at least the previous ten days.

tl;dr: I suck as a friend.

[jenndolari]

You should have told that guy on the L train ” I'm going to see my grandmother fire the first time since that nasty family scandal...twenty five years...this isn't a bit much, do you think?”

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[sneaky_piecrust]

Congrats!

[maxauburn]

"What has been happening? Well, I won a beard contest last month, for starters, in Chicago."

Splendid!