MIKE, YOU BASTARD! Why didn't you buy a license?I can't go to prison! I'm too pretty! I'll get raped

[aallecks]

What do you think you're doing, Pig?
Do you really give a fig, Pig?
And what's your favourite type of gig, Pig?
Barry Manilow?
Or the Black and White Minstrel Show?

Comments

[chuppa]

Oh! People's Poet! People's Poet!!

[bloodbank]

you think i'm an aeroplane don't you mike!

[aallecks]

WELL IM NOT!!!
haha... im going to kidnap him & make him have my babies

[bloodbank]

haha. he probably doesn't have any spermzz left he's so old. & kinda gross now.

[writhinginhell]

I'm going to start a new union society (with me as president): People Who Don't Pay their T.V. licenses AGAINST THE NAZIS!

[maz_]

THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING!!

[dr_sockman]

Anyone like the Human League?

[maz_]

THE MUSICS TOO LOUD, THE NEIGHBOURS HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING!!
YOU JUST WATCH YOU'RE STEP SONNY JIM!!! *smash*

FASHIST!

[maz_]

*Rik: I'M NOT A FRIDGE YOU KNOW

Oh no, the front door's exploded!

[aallecks]

Well, if I'm a virgin, how come I know what a girl's bottom looks like??

Re: Oh no, that plane is going to crash on us.

[maz_]

I'm not really foreign you know.
I just do it apear more sophisticated!
I mean, no body buy Evian water if it was called Blackbern water would they?
No body'd wear kicker boots if they were made in Skunthorp!
ABBA, ABBA, Sweedish?
I knew then when they were a Lankisher clog dancing trio!!!

The people up stairs to me right, I can't understand what they're doing.
I listen.
It sounds like, it sounds like two elephants on motorcycles riding round and round while a seal bangs a kipper on the table.
I went upstairs to complain and the door was answered by this elephant in a crash helmet!!
Standing behind him is this seal going "What is it now Ralph?!"

hahaha

[aallecks]

come on msn