I actually found pants that fit. This is an incredible feat as I am perpetually between the sized of children's and men's. I'm in the mall, all ready for a 5 hour pant quest in which I find one pair that 'kinda sorta stay on', ( I almost purchased some that had a button-up fly) when I see on the shelf "26x28 ( Read more... )

This is strangly accurate

How You Life Your Life
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Your Linguistic Profile:65% General American English15% Upper Midwestern10% Yankee5% Dixie0% Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

I feel like I finally have some things to do. It is both welcomed and terrible.

SOCIALLY INEPT!!!!

Both the Pillsbury Doughboy and Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter are dead.

Of all the animals steve has pissed off over the years, I never would have guessed that the stingray would be the one to off him.

Nina and I were at the park the other day and this child comes flying out of the abyss into my lap. I was stunned. Where the hell did this kid come from? Why did it pick me of all people? (This is right after I told the Nina that I wouldn't mind having a kid some day.) So I sort of pick the the child up and stand it on the ground again, completely ( Read more... )

Well, I'm out in the middle of nowhere. Wyanet, Illinois they call it.

This place has a strange propensity to just suck you in.

I bought a suit today for my grandma's funeral. It's just a black affair, nothing special. I discovered I am exactly a 35 short, no alterations needed. I don't think I've ever been able to find something fit me so well off the rack since I was about 11 years old. Also, nothing has made me feel more like a heterosexual than when the guy who helped ( Read more... )

I had a pretty uneventful birthday, you know, a few presents, a cake, nothing special ( Read more... )

it's almost my birthday! 19 years old...m'yep. I guess it's my last year as a teenager so I'm gonna have to raise hell ( Read more... )

I'm back in Bellevue and it is nice to have food again ( Read more... )