Wayne and I went shopping for food today, agreeing that we’d just split the cost of it all. What ended up happening is that he would refuse to chip in on the stuff that I was putting in the cart because it was “weird” (healthy) and he wouldn’t eat it. And I would refuse to pitch in for what he was putting in the cart because it was “dangerous” ( ( Read more... )

I finally got Internet. I have a lot to write about, but I know the more that the more I write, the less interesting you'll find it. I'm in Nebraska and working construction. And I'll admit, I feel a little out of my element ( Read more... )

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I'll be moving to Ord, Nebraska on Friday.
I know it sounds like a joke, but it's not. I'm actually leaving.
I'll send you guys a telegram or something.
So...bye, I guess.

I kept busy today by writing, performing, and producing a short and amusing Christmas jingle all during this single Christmas day. Anecdotally, I was naked during the entire process. I then I tastefully videotaped the live (and naked) performance. Ever seen a naked drummer? It's funny ( Read more... )

I strongly dislike being conscious, but my sense of time is the attribute of life I most enjoy.

This is a dilemma.

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I recorded a guitar solo track today since it was easy. Download. Now.
Steelhed - Blaze On, Apocalypse Comet

Believe me, the title will make sense once you hear it.

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Dude.
HP Techinical Support was totally flirting with me.