Comments | aardvark_gumbo: R.O.U.S.

aardvark_gumbo

R.O.U.S.

Jan 16, 2008 15:05

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/01/16/super.rat/index.html

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somewherebean January 16 2008, 22:27:40 UTC

Oh man, we had one of those living under the goat shed when I was a kid. It took seven exterminators to get rid of it. And the fee on body disposal? Astronomical, but worth what we saved by not having to buy a 100-lb sack of grain every other day.

aardvark_gumbo January 17 2008, 03:58:37 UTC

"Body disposal?" Hell, if you just take it around to the back at Reis Meat Processing, they can make a year's supply of sausage out of one.

somewherebean January 17 2008, 04:01:07 UTC

Well, we tried to ship it to them, but UPS said we didn't use the right kind of box. What's wrong with cardboard, I ask you?

aardvark_gumbo January 17 2008, 13:30:20 UTC

Well, don't even get me started on FedEx. There's this woman at the local one who finds something wrong with every damn package we take there. I think you needed one of these on it:

http://www.ecy.wa.gov/programs/hwtr/hw_labels/dothaz6infect.jpg

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