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[aaronberg]

yesterday as i was riding my bicycle home through Fairmount Park a bug flew in my eye (i had just stepped in poo). the bug landed in my cornea, not just where eye boogers live. ok, i thought, bugs, flew, as they do, shoe, poo, and so on and forgot the bug until i exhumed the body !three hours later

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[oniraikai]

"I am tired of these motherf*ng bugs on this motherf*ng bike!!!"

[ominousspectre]

heh - that amuses me cause me and my friends came up with sequels to snakes and one of them was "bugs on a bike" (which then evolved to "fleas on a scooter.")

[snlviewer]

I don't know why but this made me LOL way more than it should have.

Thanks.

[fuckin_a]

my address is
Adam Al-Harbi c/o Justin Corriveau
285 westport rd, N. Dartmouth, MA 02747
Birch 4306A Box 9725

good to hear you're...alive?

[fuckin_a]

dear erich

[liquido]

still in philadelphia? would like to send you a letter/book. finally saw the scribbled blurb you wrote on the title page of my copy of catcher in the rye. actually thought it wrote itself. in france they call emo "screamo core", with an accent. there was a space invader in my metro stop so it welcomed everyone home everyday, it was in the shape of a yellow key. rodin's grave was beautiful and you showed me that picture. i kissed oscar wilde's grave, but it's okay because he was gay har har. two bums were in a metro stop, and one said "non pierre non!" so everyone turned around because they thought pierre was going to jump, but pierre just started pissing all over the seats. the plant is named 'pokey abraham' and it is tall now. it makes little babies on the tips of the leaves and they fall all over the place and they grow like crazy. you warned me of that. i hope you are warm and well fed, meat on bones, and very loved and very loving. do not bike in melting snow.