There's not much difference between a fox hole and a grave.

I will now publically post every negative thing about myself so that the people I insulted can use it against me in every way ( Read more... )

If Ben Folds, Harry Nillson, Stevie Wonder, Tom Waits, and Frank Zappa had an orgy, The resulting love-child would be The Littlest Man Band. The Littlest Man Band is: Scott Klopfenstein: Vocals, Guitar, Keys, Jesse Wilder: Guitar, Keys, Jake Berrey: Bass, Greg Parkin: Drums, Dan Regan: Trombone, Vince Walker: Trumpet, Tony Ortega: Trumpet

The best part is the name of my gang. It is definately me.

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He was regular guy with a regular girl ( Read more... )

My cell phone got shut off. Punk ass Verizon.

The show at the Hot Monkey Love Cafe is moved to September 10th, that gives everyone more time to take off work and stuff. Dont miss this show or you will miss me playing for the first time ever. Let me tell you, it is going to be rockin. Lots of amazing people will be playing... and then me. I am like the ametuer(sp? damn french words) of the ( Read more... )

You Know You're From California When...

The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway ( Read more... )