Bandwagon.
(I tried to make it alphabetical or something but who knows?)
You're cute but we've never really talked. I like pastries too if that helps.
You are cool and I love the fact that you could kick my ass if I ever touched your wife. Which I wouldn't by the way. She is all yours.
We've never spoken, really, but you have me added and vice versa and I love your music.
You don't really update that much, but when you do, I am in awe.
Your music is amazing and if my band ever gets as famous as you are I would cry happy tears.
I don't know what to say to you anymore. I hate missing you.
You rock the house. Call me sometime when you're not touring.
Dreamysigh. You don't have to pimp your music with me becaue I have all of your CDs and I would fanboy you but you might think I was odd or something. :-[
I owe you one deep intellectual conversation, but you've never taken me up on it. Feel free to.
My best friend forever, where hast thou gone? If you don't come back I will scratch out your face in my yearbook. >:O!
You are hot and if I ever admitted that I watched your show to your face it would be the end of me.
I used to watch you when you were a nail-polish wearing guitarist dating a witch. You're still cool, even though we've never really spoken.
You're one of my best friends. What would I do without you to grope me?
Oh, you rock, too, because you like my rebel yell face.
Your band is the coolest but I don't really know you.
You are gorgeous and your boyfriend is very lucky. End of story.
Dear missus, could you please IM me? I miss the old days when you used to fight over me with Jason Mraz.
I don't know if I've ever told you, and maybe I should try and get this out now, seeing as how I have a second chance. I love you.
You are cool and you like cheese more than I do. Can we talk more?
My brother. If you ever try to pull rank on me I will give you a wedgie. No joke, fool.
Would you ever give me a dildo for my birthday? Hi.
Sugar daddy, I've got a sweet tooth for your love. I still want to get high with you and never come down, whoo.
You are the best ever. We need to discuss plans for when we meet up. One word. Water. Oh, yeah.
Wow. I don't know what to say to you. What does one's bitch say to them? ;)
You are funny as anything and you added me. You must be crazy.
You never post anymore or sign on IM and I miss your comments. We had something that started and it never really got anywhere. I wish you'd come back so we can become stronger friends.