An open letter to 96.2% of people that shop at a convenience store

[aaronp]

Congratulations! It is, in fact, raining outside. I'm quite appreciative that you brought this to my attention, as I recently lost my eyesight in a freak cash-register accident that claimed both of my eyes in the 40 seconds that had passed since the last customer. I can assure you that my day will be more fulfilling knowing this information

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[xoxoamourxoxo]

your so funny
aaron i love you