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[aarseth]

AnotherSalent (1:53:30 AM): i hate you and I want you to die
xrXaxsx (1:54:24 AM): why :(
AnotherSalent (1:55:05 AM): i read your friends page
xrXaxsx (2:09:33 AM): dude
xrXaxsx (2:09:36 AM): i told you not to
xrXaxsx (2:09:41 AM): i wasn't kidding :o
AnotherSalent (2:09:47 AM): I figured you were ;p

I'M SERIOUS DON'T LOOK AT IT I'M NOT JOKING FOR

Comments

[corrosive]

I fell for it too. I can't eat fruit anymore.

[__deathcabcutie]

Wow.

Thats...not hot?!

mm6m.

[the_wilde_child]

Oh my god.. I am seriously laughing here. I never knew you could do that with a melon. Lucky for me, I don't eat melons or any fruits that can be fucked. I dare you to screw a grape!!

Anyway, remind me of a story I wrote way way back about a guy who wanked off with the Christmas turkey.. I WAS 15!! :(