Arashi (mostly Ohmiya) clip translations
I'd type about work, but this is too good to be true. Seriously, how can I resist?
Translations, as far as I can catch them.
Arashi 2003 Film Festival
Sho: Hi, we are Arashi. To the real thing: three, two, one...
Arashi: [DORK OUT]
Text for plastic bagged Jun: Don't try this at home, kids.
Osaka:
Arashi: YAAAYYYY
Jun: Your underpants have an amazing colour!
Aiba: They're this colour!
Nagoya:
Nino: Say a word to our viewers.
Ohno: [Dish name] was delicious.
Nino: They didn't make any! They didn't make any, so we can't tell.
Sho: Isn't this Ohmiya SK?
Nino: What's wrong? Suddenly you're all... what's wrong-- I LOVE YOU. [SHOVES OHNO ONTO BED]
Sho: [DYING]
Nino: I LOVE YOOOOOOOOU.
Ohno: I love you tooooo. [rolls so he tops]
Nino: I LOOOOVE YOU. [rolls back so he tops]
[insert repeat]
Fukuoka:
Nino on stage: This is Fukuoka, the hidden version.
Ohno: We're Arashi. Once again, hello to all the guests attending Arashi's 2003 Film Festival, I'm Arashi's Ohno Satoshi.
Aiba: I'm Aiba Masaki.
Nino: I'M FUTOSHI. (I, I can't quite catch, but that's what it sounds like, but who cares because) [SHOVES OHNO ONTO BED AGAIN] I LOVE YOOOOOU!!
Ohno: [has a face that screams 'but honey we just had a quickie 6 minutes ago']
Nino: [for some reason, humping. I think.]
Ohno: You're coughing, aren't you!
Nino: [into Ohno's neck] I LOVE YOUUU.
Ohno: [grasping Nino as that idiot rocks into him or SOMETHING] Futoshi-kun... Futoshi-kun, you... I'm starting to get sticky... the camera's running, c'mon... [gets off]
Nino: [just lays there, panting, like he's completely spent]
(The best part? The other Arashi members are just laughing their asses off. Oh boys. Oh boys.)
(Nino = Yuuji
Ohno = Taka)
Yuuji: To all the guests at the Dome, good afternoon.
Taka: Good afternoon.
Yuuji: Eeeto, this time... ehhhh~ eetoo~ even though Arashi is having a concert in the Dome... we've had alot of care given to us for many concerts but, somehow, this time, we can't go... That is, it's not that the Arashi members told us not to come, or that the Jimusho that Arashi works within told us to stop, this time, it's because of our own... situation. If you want to know why, it's because Taka is...
Taka: [turns to show a swollen belly]
Fangirls SQUEEEEEEEEE
Yuuji: That's the situation we're in, you see. Well~~~ ... quite a fix huh? This is what it's about. Right? Taka.
Taka: [nods]
Yuuji: Now, Taka will say goodbye with what he thinks is the funniest vocabulary word. Then, let's go.
Taka: "Youki". (Cheerful)
Yuuji: Bye bye.
gaieios, if you read through all that too, I applaud you. XD
Translations, as far as I can catch them.
Arashi 2003 Film Festival
Sho: Hi, we are Arashi. To the real thing: three, two, one...
Arashi: [DORK OUT]
Text for plastic bagged Jun: Don't try this at home, kids.
Osaka:
Arashi: YAAAYYYY
Jun: Your underpants have an amazing colour!
Aiba: They're this colour!
Nagoya:
Nino: Say a word to our viewers.
Ohno: [Dish name] was delicious.
Nino: They didn't make any! They didn't make any, so we can't tell.
Sho: Isn't this Ohmiya SK?
Nino: What's wrong? Suddenly you're all... what's wrong-- I LOVE YOU. [SHOVES OHNO ONTO BED]
Sho: [DYING]
Nino: I LOVE YOOOOOOOOU.
Ohno: I love you tooooo. [rolls so he tops]
Nino: I LOOOOVE YOU. [rolls back so he tops]
[insert repeat]
Fukuoka:
Nino on stage: This is Fukuoka, the hidden version.
Ohno: We're Arashi. Once again, hello to all the guests attending Arashi's 2003 Film Festival, I'm Arashi's Ohno Satoshi.
Aiba: I'm Aiba Masaki.
Nino: I'M FUTOSHI. (I, I can't quite catch, but that's what it sounds like, but who cares because) [SHOVES OHNO ONTO BED AGAIN] I LOVE YOOOOOU!!
Ohno: [has a face that screams 'but honey we just had a quickie 6 minutes ago']
Nino: [for some reason, humping. I think.]
Ohno: You're coughing, aren't you!
Nino: [into Ohno's neck] I LOVE YOUUU.
Ohno: [grasping Nino as that idiot rocks into him or SOMETHING] Futoshi-kun... Futoshi-kun, you... I'm starting to get sticky... the camera's running, c'mon... [gets off]
Nino: [just lays there, panting, like he's completely spent]
(The best part? The other Arashi members are just laughing their asses off. Oh boys. Oh boys.)
(Nino = Yuuji
Ohno = Taka)
Yuuji: To all the guests at the Dome, good afternoon.
Taka: Good afternoon.
Yuuji: Eeeto, this time... ehhhh~ eetoo~ even though Arashi is having a concert in the Dome... we've had alot of care given to us for many concerts but, somehow, this time, we can't go... That is, it's not that the Arashi members told us not to come, or that the Jimusho that Arashi works within told us to stop, this time, it's because of our own... situation. If you want to know why, it's because Taka is...
Taka: [turns to show a swollen belly]
Fangirls SQUEEEEEEEEE
Yuuji: That's the situation we're in, you see. Well~~~ ... quite a fix huh? This is what it's about. Right? Taka.
Taka: [nods]
Yuuji: Now, Taka will say goodbye with what he thinks is the funniest vocabulary word. Then, let's go.
Taka: "Youki". (Cheerful)
Yuuji: Bye bye.
gaieios, if you read through all that too, I applaud you. XD