....*snort*
[door opens]
Shuuichi: Welcome home, darling! What would you like, dinner, or a bath? Yada, don't make that face, it makes me want to do anything, ready to do anything, ANYTHING~!!
[long pause]
Shuuichi: Eh? Not interesting?
Yuki: I have one question.
Shuuichi: Yes!
Yuki: What are you wearing?
Shuuichi: Eh? You have something against my pink frilly frilly apron?
Yuki: The apron's fine. I'm talking about the rest of your outfit. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NAKED!?
Shuuichi: Hehhh? But a 'naked apron' is what every guy fantasizes right?
Yuki: Who the HELL wants to see YOU naked!?
Shuuichi: [giggles] So a maid outfit would've been better?
Yuki: YOU'RE NOT AN 'IMEKURA'!!
Shuuichi: GAAAAN~! Never mind the fact that Yuki hasn't acknowledged my love, he just said "IMEKURA"!!... What's an 'imekura'?
Yuki: Hell if I know. Besides, I hate men.
Shuuichi: That's why I dressed up like this.
Yuki: I hate men, but what I hate more is stupid kids like YOU!!
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Shuuichi: HAWAII HAWAII HA-WA-II~
[CLANG -- sounds like a chair hit Shuuichi]
Shuuichi: GYOK.
Yuki: Shut up! Do you want me to upload pictures that you can't show your parents on an online dating website!?
Shuuichi: Uh... Yu-Yuki... Ha-Hawaii...
Yuki: Hahh? Hawaii?
Shuuichi: Seguchi-san said he'd lend us a CONDOM in Hawaii!!
[BASH]
Shuuichi: GAH! .....my mistake. Condominiaru? Condobiliam? Conbomariam?
Yuki: ...Condominium.
Shuuichi: YES THAT'S IT! Seguchi-san said we could go there~ so so so, I want to hear Yuki's answer!
Yuki: Why do you want an answer from me? You can just go if you want.
Shuuichi: NOOO, I want to wear a garland round my neck and hold hands with Yuki and flirt on the beach and wear a gaudy Hibiscus shirt!!
Yuki: I'm not going.
Shuuichi: Don't say that, let's go~ it'll be fun!
Yuki: Shut up, do what you want!
Shuuichi: ...Yuki!! If I can do what I want, that means I can drag you in right? I can drag you in right? I'm counting to ten, and if you don't answer by then that means you're going! Ten nine...hachisflskfdjl [random noises] ZERO! HOORAY!
Yuki: Oi monkey.
Shuuichi: Yes!
Yuki: I'll say this once. I'm in the middle of an inspiration. If you interrupt me again, I'll strap you to a fireworks rocket and send you into the park!
Shuuichi: Okay..... but Yuki....
Yuki: Ahh?
Shuuichi: Good luck with your work.... [CHU -- bites ear]
Yuki: GAAAAHHHHH!!!
....I love them.