love you mom!

[abahjake]

So mom blows into town, eyes my surroundings, my clothes, and decides we're going shopping.  She ends up bringing me to Target, where she gets me a new toaster (awesome, convection style) and some sports bras.  While I'm frolicking about amongst the various unimoobers, a young bald-headed punk in a red-vest nearly plows into me as she turns a

Comments

[cyan_blue]

Grin, I can just picture it... You do have that effect!

[abahjake]

*red* only on folks susceptible!

[yeledov]

Just about everyone is susceptible to your charms! You just don't realize it.

[clashfan]

Jackass.

[boxofchaos]

Such a charmer, she'll remember it for a long time to come I'm sure.

[abahjake]

*red* who, me?