Voicemail

[abakingmetaphor]

"Hi, you've reached Buffy Summers. I'm not here at the moment but if you leave a message I'll get right back to you. Bye!"

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Crazy Phones

[justbeingbay]

From here

So -- he's king of the squirrels, I'm queen of Romania, and you're mayor of crazytown. Okay, sure, whatever. Just tell me where to bring the acorns. Bye.

Re: Crazy Phones

[abakingmetaphor]

Went over here!

Crazy Phone Day(s)!

[gotacondition]

It was possible Bruce hadn't thought this through.

"It's me. Could you call me back and email me when you do? I'm trying to figure something out."

Pause.

"By the way, I really don't miss your shower. You can tell JARVIS that."

Re: Crazy Phone Day(s)!

[abakingmetaphor]

Went over here!

Wacky Phone Day!

[brat_inslayage]

[[from here. HAD TO.]]

"Uh, 'kaaaaaaaaaay. How many times do I have to remind you I don't actually speak demon, Andrew?"

[locointhecoco]

[from here]

"If I asked every time I wanted a hug I'd be asking all the time because I always want hugs! Hugs are funnariffic! Ooo, we should put together a HUGGING PARTY!"

[texted3times]

From here:

"Who do you think I'm cuddling? I'm not much of a cuddler. I'm more a 'fuck 'em and make them go home'."