Voicemail

[abakingmetaphor]

"Hi, you've reached Buffy Summers. I'm not here at the moment but if you leave a message I'll get right back to you. Bye!"

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[texted3times]

From here:

"Who do you think I'm cuddling? I'm not much of a cuddler. I'm more a 'fuck 'em and make them go home'."