Limmerick

[abaum87]

Hey EVERYBODY WHO READS THIS

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[lizabeth]

There once was a kid named Applebaum
Who liked play guitar and sing a song
He went to college
And gained lots of knowledge
But we heard back from him before long

For Liz

[abaum87]

There once was ambiguous Liz,
whose gender was both "hers"' and "his".
As everyone stared,
Liz didn't care,
She said, "Everyone stop staring at my Biz!"

For Bria

[abaum87]

There once was a girl of '06,
Who had an issue to fix.
Her height was so small,
that to make herself tall,
She stood on a stack of bricks!

[kookie_mnstr8]

There once was a man named El Gallo.
Who raped girls on Cinco de Mayo!
His fantastic tunes,
Made all the girls swoon
And run away to the bayou!

For Grace

[abaum87]

There once was a girl named Grace,
who wanted every guy she could chase.
She mostly loved seniors,
So whenever they'd see her,
They'd reach into their pockets for MACE!

[friedtali]

Damn you Grace, I was gonna do El Gallo. Fine...

There once was a creep named Cousin Kevin
Who would never have made it to heaven.
He wore a propellor beanie
And acted like such a meanie
To poor blind, deaf Tommy, age eleven

For Tali

[abaum87]

There once was a Mrs. Walker,
who needed another male stalker,
her husband was "dead"
so she got in her bed,
and got Marty Lawson to Falker!

Re: For Tali

[friedtali]

uh-guh-rooossss

For the very creative Dan

[abaum87]

I lie in your throat and crack,
I grow little hairs on your back,
I'm awkward as hell,
your armpits will smell,
i'm the puberty that you lack!