[video] And then [text]

[sarcasticseer]

[The phone clicks on to show a nondescript black floor, and then a simple chair. On the chair is a Christmas sweater, a rather terrible looking pink Christmas sweater with white lace in all the appropriate places and a bunch of Santa Claus heads on the front. However, the sweater appears to have been cut carefully down the middle, as it is lying

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[walkinthruwalls]

audio;
At least it's a warm sweater?

[sarcasticseer]

Most people are adverse to comforts they did not choose and cannot control themselves.
Regardless of the actual use of whatever they've been offered, they'd rather free themselves of it and claim something on their own.
Which is honestly rather foolish, looking at it objectively, but I certain understand the motivation.

Hello.

[walkinthruwalls]

True. I would have complained about it but I like being warm, even if it's not the nicest looking thing.

Hey.

[sarcasticseer]

You wouldn't prefer some warm piece of clothing you chose yourself?

[walkinthruwalls]

I would, but I haven't found any.

[sarcasticseer]

I am currently residing above a clothing store that has a number of jackets and coats in it.
Which I imagine would be quite expensive if money actually mattered here.
Perhaps you simply haven't been searching hard enough.

[walkinthruwalls]

I haven't really been anywhere - I haven't been here long.

Where is it?

[sarcasticseer]

I'm not sure I wish to reveal where I am staying to just anyone, you realize.
Though I haven't been here long either.
What is your name?

[walkinthruwalls]

You realise that if I find a clothes shop myself I'll probably have found where you live?

[ Not that she was bothered, she just wanted some clothes ] I'm Kitty.

[sarcasticseer]

There are several stores.
Not that it is a particularly upsetting situation, regardless.
Kitty.
I assume you are not the purple haired geriatric I am now picturing that is typically associated with names like Kitty?

[walkinthruwalls]

True but I could still find yours.

Sixteen and brunette.

[sarcasticseer]

Should I be concerned?

Well done breaking the stereotype.
Though I suppose every elderly 'Kitty' has to be young at some point, and they don't simply spring forth already decrepit and awkward to be around.

[walkinthruwalls]

No, just commenting.

I don't think they'd all be awkward to be around.

[sarcasticseer]

I suppose it's certainly possible they could be the 'hip' old aunt who gives everyone cookies.
Though I wouldn't necessarily set my wager in that direction.

So, Kitty, did you want your sweater removed?

[walkinthruwalls]

The cookies would certainly be a bonus. Mine used to give me brownies, she wasn't called Kitty though.

Only if there's a better sweater to replace it with.

[sarcasticseer]

I didn't have any aunts.
Most of my information about the elderly comes from television and literature.

There is probably something just as warm in the store I am above.
You would at least get to choose.