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[abbatentacle]

I'm eighteen years old.

Drugs aren't so bad.

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[playgroundexit]

i miss you. we haven't hung out or talked much lately

[abbatentacle]

I'm touched. I'm quitting life soon and getting a car. I'd like to hang out then.

[duckducklynzee]

don't listen to this siren!

[abbatentacle]

If our mutual friend Lynzee Anderson here were any cooler, she would have just asked where I was rather than assume I'm a lying stealing cheating bitch that doesn't want to hang out with her.

Which I am. But I WANT to be doing things. Don't make her mistakes, Chris! Learn from them! Our relationship can still be salvaged!

[belovedtwilight]

Happy Birthday hun xxxxxx i just turn 25 last week. Man we are getting old and saggy. do you got that number for the boob job place? xxxx LLF

[c_quilty]

Happy birthday! and be careful

[abbatentacle]

I'd be more careful if you would just tell me what to do, all the time.

[c_quilty]

All the time might be tough. Start with these:

1. Dont't drive drunk or get into a car driven by anyone who is drunk.

2. Always wear a seatbelt.

3. When they say "Don't worry, I'll pull out," it's a lie.

4. Eat some fruit every day.

5. Enjoy everything. Use both hands.

(and be careful)

[abbatentacle]

Thank you. I'll check back in another week for more.

[archiedavis]

good god, i am almost 12 years older than you...

i mean HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
and just say no.

[abbatentacle]

But you're SO CUTE AWWWWWW

Seriously, though, PEE_PAW is, like, my favorite journal of all time. I've read it in its entirety. I'm avid. Also I miss those times we had.

[archiedavis]

i need to post a new peepaw entry. i have been neglecting him.

and we will always have that time with the coat hanger and the tuna casserole, moist.

[confuzed]

i miss you retard....i hate shaving my own legs dammit!!!

[abbatentacle]

I charge for that service now.

And vaginas.