i went to the upright citizens brigade this weekend and saw ( these people )

jonah put the butterflies into the cheese grater.

its always sunny in philadelphia.
except this weeked.
its partly cloudy.

today i (accidentally) turned blonde into purple.
on someones head.

i'm going to see kathy griffin!
i'm really excited!!
i miss m. cosden!!!

today i cut my first on purpose mullet.
today i also found out that katie is moving back and that is wonderful news.

i can be hurtful i can be purple.

today i did this

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i just got 160 myspace messages that all had the subject "what the hell did i do to you?" from 160 different people.

i also just did the total fitness class with jessica and a bunch of firemen.
call me if there's a cat up your tree.

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i can't stop myself from talking to the scooba!
everytime it beeps i ask it if it's stuck, or if it's done, or if it needs a refill on bleach.
and everytime i pass by i can't help but say out loud that scooba is doing a really great job cleaning the kitchen floor.
maybe i should drop it a cheeto or two.