Comments | abbyfish: Reasons why I don't cook #1 . . .

abbyfish

Reasons why I don't cook #1 . . .

Apr 09, 2006 11:49

. . . I can't even prepare a box of pasta, with no parishable ingredients, without making myself sick. Have spent the past 14 hours rolling in agony as I desperately try not to puke. Think of your worst hangover, and that's about where I was. From a box of pasta. No meat. No milk. Just pasta, olive oil, garlic, pesto. All best-by dates fully ( Read more... )

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leynadarko April 10 2006, 04:30:10 UTC

Gab, you used to cook me the yummiest soups, you friggin inspired me to start cooking! Plus there was the drunken sushi... and the time you made meatloaf. It was delicious!

leynadarko April 10 2006, 04:31:33 UTC

I mean Ab. Abby. Oh fuck your going to kill me. Please dont kill me and attempt to cook me.

sinblox April 10 2006, 04:41:55 UTC

and then I'll make myself a cap from your right buttocks cheek.

abbyfish April 10 2006, 16:35:07 UTC

Oh, I'll kill you alright. . . but I won't cook you. I've been waiting for an opportunity to learn taxidermy. . . .

I almost forgot about the drunken sushi! Perhaps the best sushi I ever made in my life. Have no idea how we didn't end up burning down that building. Jeff was so disgusted with how drunk we were!

As for the soups - all soupy goodness was counteracted by that compost soup I made that one night. Moral of the story: don't buy produce from Superstore. And don't follow recipies from Crimethinc. books. Anarchopunks may be a lot of things, but good cooks they are not.