Things that are funny about where I live ( Read more... )

For Halloween I'm going to be Abby Robitaille ROBO-taille.
I'm pretty much going to play Edward 40-Hands all night while wearing a cardboard box with robot parts drawn on it.

Word on the street is I'm cranky and I smell like spraypaint.

RIP Kurt Vonnegut.

"Happy Hannukah you raging antisemite."
-Jew-Face Manishredditz.

it was the best and worst idea ever, all at the same time.

I could go for a huge fucking blunt right now.
That would be so good.
But soo bad.

"A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizard."

The best fortune cookie fortune. Possibly ever.

My gnarly beta fish, Zack Morris, died yesterday. I think it's because I neglected to clean his tank for a while. And when I finally got around to doing it, the shock was just too much for him ( Read more... )

I'm stoked for the first snowflakes. I'm stoked for the weekend after thanksgiving. I'm stoked for the first waxing party of the year with PBR and tunes in our workshop full of every conceivable tuning device and the smell of hot fluorocarbon. I'm stoked for the first eight-hour day of riding without slowing down long enough to even smoke a ( Read more... )