Would you let me stab you in the eye if I gave you a dollar?

[abbyzor]

Things that make me feel bad:

1. walking out of a mall and looking like a lier when you honestly tell a bum you have no change.
2. telling my boyfriend to get away from me because I don't want to get sick.
3. stepping on flowers.
4. forgetting to call people back and when they finally give in and call you they say something like " I have been waiting around

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[i_eat_babys]

#11. Abbys Face

[nesmonster]

Roadkill. That just ruins a good car ride right there.