any previous statement about my friends kickin ass, was a complete lie, there are pretty gay.

Chemistry is gayer than "Coach Joe Mageria's", (as larmer would say), lisp which, lets face it, is indeed pretty fuckin gay

My friends kick ass

Is listening to Vanessa Carlton and Michelle Branch gay?

Clotheslines are awesome when it happens to someone else, and nut shots suck all the time unless ur dealin the blow

call of duty finest hour is the best game i have ever played, and im only on the 4th level

the singer from yellowcard, his voice sucks balls, for proof listen to the acoustic version of ocean avenue

Congratulations Katy, im happy for u, srry i couldnt make the game, work is lame sometimes, but i love you gangsta i hope the streak continues.

im baked as an apple pie.

weed = awesome

fuck

stoned

i got rene on the first try, pretty fuckin weird.