Alright dammitt...has anyone seen my phone? It's been like 6 years since I've seen it last and I need to talk to people...specially Lena...I'm having withdrawal

80's Strikes Back
VH1
(because I have a paper to do and need background)

some comedian on the stupid Cruise movie "COCKTAIL"

"all this juggling and shit...taking 7 minutes to make my drink?! Just get me a beer and shutup!"

Me?

Me repeating "Shutup..." for about 5 minutes and laughing my nipples numb.

Here's a question that I want everyone to answer truthfully because I've had a really bad case of this lately ( Read more... )

As human beings we strive for a lot of things. We strive to be successful(even if it's on a small scale), we strive for love, we strive for friendships, and self acceptance...the list goes on and on. We all have different perspectives on the level of importance each individual goal holds for us and consequently how much we are willing to ( Read more... )

You have a sexual IQ of 157


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So tentatively I want to say(and please, I don't need any encouragement although it's greatly appreciated and whatever blah blah blah it's all just hollow empty words to me)so anyways I want to TENTATIVELY say that I'm gradually losing weight. I don't wanna get too excited because that may just attract some rogue fat globules to my private party ( Read more... )

There is a pandemic of rudeness that is sweeping through the nation's straight men and goddamn it I want to know why. Like if someone says "excuse me" or "I'm sorry" or "pardon me" it is simply NOT okay to make eye contact and look away with disdain. I coulda just pushed on through or ignored bumping into you and gone my merry way but god forbid ( Read more... )

Shut don't go up...but prices do. So take my advice and shutup too ( Read more... )

Your Superhero Profile
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Oh Lord Won't you buy me a BMW 6 ( Read more... )