So they steam cleaned the garage...

[abhoth]

...and the tow truck drivers told me to leave the dog in there overnight so he could pee all over the place.

The next night, temperature dropped to twenty, again.

Twenty!  In Rhode Island! 2nd or 3rd day of spring!

Global Warming!  Bah!  Al Gore bowls for Speacial Olympics.

I put the dog in.

He pissed everywhere.

I want to go to the Vampire Ball.  It

Comments

[kuiskaus]

how do you steam clean a garage?

[abhoth]

Pour water on it and throw it in the microwave.

[abhoth]

I always thought that vampires would wear normal clothing. You know? To blend in.