Abhoth's Politically Incorrect Glossary Of Words And Phrases Used By Tow Truck Operators

[abhoth]

Rig;                          A tow truck.

Driver;                     A tow truck operater.

Slave driver;           The owner of a towing company.

Pard;                        A tow truck operator from another company.

Junior;                     A junk yard dog.

Burg;                        A hamburger.

Dink;                         A stupid person.

Comments

[abhoth]

This compiled from six years of working with these guys.

I almost forgot one...

"I'll talk to you after."

It means "Goodbye."

[kuiskaus]

use some of these in a complete sentence.

[abhoth]

"Christ what a log. You should'a seen the half a fag that was driving it."

"Send Eddie to do the fucking roller, I just grabbed some burg's."

"Ray out walking Junior? I can't get him on the phone!"

All I got is like eighteen chips and a ghetto sled. Must have been a rock show. I'll talk to you after."

[kuiskaus]

LOL!!!!!!