DMV

[abhoth]

Had to get my drivers license renewed.  Waited in line for forty minutes with some dweeb behind me.  He kept poking me in the back, just nudging me like he thought it would make the line move faster.  Old Italian asshole.

Finally got up to the desk.  They had me look in a viewer and "Read line five." as part of an eye test.

So ok, "K...E...Z...T

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[abhoth]

Ug. Bull in china shop syndrome.

Reading line five was like reading the text on this monitor, nothing to it.

But if he could not figure out what "read line five" means, in say five seconds, he must have all the reflex action of melting cheese.

There are many who should not be behind the wheel. An ex governer of Rhode Island had to give up his license recently. He's 89 and has had like six accidents in two years.

Bruce Sundlun. The same dweeb that made auto insurance mandatory in little Rhoady.

You can't make up shit like this.

[abhoth]

And you would love to dish out the punishment...

[kuiskaus]

lol

when i got my license at age 19, I had to do that thing for the eye test- which I had never done before or since.
I was like him- all DURRRRR. when I looked into it it was all jumbled and skewed. there was no discernible order, they merged together. all they kept saying to me was: look into the [thingy] and tell me line blah blah. OVER AND OVER. I was like, the letters are everywhere!!!! it was irritating.
I still have no idea why I couldnt 'see' the letters. Of course I was the only one. yeah yeah, dumbshit etc. durrrrrrr :B

[abhoth]

...and this is why you don't drive...right?

[kuiskaus]

no, asshole.

I can see an eye chart just fine. I can parallel park, i dont tailgate, I use my blinker, I move over for the assholes that speed in the left lane, I dont honk the second the light turns green, and I watch the road-I dont do other things.

So yeah, if THAT one thing makes me an idiot driver, I'd like to see more idiot drivers like me out there. K thnx.

[abhoth]

Yeah, with that Amish buggy you drive yo,.

[anonymous]

Lol.